The Top 10 ways to get laid for under $10.

10. Take Her to an Art Gallery Opening
Art gallery openings are the perfect cheapskate’s date. They provide free booze, the heightened atmosphere of a premiere, and usually don’t have a guest list. A date at an art gallery will impress your lady friend. It will make you look sophisticated, creative, and passionate.

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