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Simple Bike Requires Huge Effort

When they started they wanted to make a nice and simple bike. I like the design but I do not want to think at the physical effort needed to climb a small hill with a 1:1 ratio when pedalling the back wheel.

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Our project, simplicity in inner city bicycling, was at first glance a fun aesthetic opportunity in new trends, color, and materials. Our target lived / worked in an inner city environment with minimal space. Bicycling at this level can be more about fashion and culture than speed and performance.
After the first few brainstorm sessions we knew there where bigger opportunities. The project ended up rethinking what a “frame” meant, getting ride of basic key components, and creating a new type of compact bicycling. Inspired by the first the “hobby horse” from it’s simplicity and secondly the cafe race scene. Each is an exercise in stripping something down to its core.

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Drought Problems In Ethiopia Almost Solved. Country To Get Its Own Oceans

According to researchers, you know those people who get paid to claim things other researches then have to prove are true, have claimed that a 35 mile long crack, up to 20 feet wide, in Ethiopia may be the source of a new ocean.

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Using newly gathered seismic data from 2005, researchers reconstructed the event to show the rift tore open along its entire 35-mile length in just days. Dabbahu, a volcano at the northern end of the rift, erupted first, then magma pushed up through the middle of the rift area and began “unzipping” the rift in both directions, the researchers explained in a statement today.

“We know that seafloor ridges are created by a similar intrusion of magma into a rift, but we never knew that a huge length of the ridge could break open at once like this,” said Cindy Ebinger, professor of earth and environmental sciences at the University of Rochesterand co-author of the study.

Water problems solved. But things would get worse even: the new ocean is said to connect the Red Sea with the Gulf of Aden. Errr… yeah.

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So when we translate all the sciencalese we come to this: the largest ass crack in the world will connect two seas which are already connected together all while solving the drought problem in Ethiopia. Wait, what happens to Ethiopia?

Via MSNBC.

Billions of $$$ Shot In Space and What Do We Get Back: ‘Einstein Could Be Wrong’. Ace, Waiting On The Pope To Extradite Einstein Now

It’s pretty much the same story as with the Church needing 500 years to accept Galileo’s theory, but the other way round and without the church involved this time. Which won’t last long of course. Especially not if the topic is as serious as it is.

It could be that time is out of joint!

Everything from the concept of the black hole to GPS timing owes a debt to the theory of general relativity, which describes how gravity arises from the geometry of space and time. The sun’s gravitational field, for instance, bends starlight passing nearby because its mass is warping the surrounding space-time. This theory has held up to precision tests in the solar system and beyond, and has explained everything from the odd orbit of Mercury to the way pairs of neutron stars perform their pas de deux.

Yet it is still not clear how well general relativity holds up over cosmic scales, at distances much larger than the span of single galaxies. Now the first, tentative hint of a deviation from general relativity has been found. While the evidence is far from watertight, if confirmed by bigger surveys, it may indicate either that Einstein’s theory is incomplete, or else that dark energy, the stuff thought to be accelerating the expansion of the universe, is much weirder than we thought

Continue reading at The New Scientist.

Love Vibe, iPhone App of The Day

Love Vibe [iTunes link], a waste of $1.99, receives today’s much coveted App of the Day award for measuring how good in bed you are for actually selling.

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Some people really have too much of time on their hands.

Handerpants. Wait, I can haz female version.

WTF. Fashionable geek? Whatever! Who wants to wear this or do cyclists really wear gloves indoor as well?
So yeah, underwear for your hands. Also, is this a female version as well and how do female handerpants look?

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$12 via Fashionable geek.

LOLWUT! No wait, forget about the LOLZ, WTF: Golden Girls tattoo

Title really says it all. Being a fan of something is cool (can be), getting a tattoo of that can also be cool but in this particular case we go all WTF!

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Furry Fail

Which one would you hit? If any at all.

Furry Fail

Worst album art ever

Album art for LPs and now CDs sadly is a disappearing thing with the popularity of digital media. I still like admiring good cover art in iTunes and on the iPhone though. Luckily I can not recall any of these covers.

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WTF! LOL Swastika tattoo: Dumbass of the Year contender already?

Although I had another contender today already for the DotW title, this guy seems to make the regular posts totally needless for the remainder of the year. I think we can certainly award him with the Dumbass of the Year title and if there were one error about his tattoo it is the location. He should have gotten this tattoo’ed on his face so we could all see what a stupid a$$ he is.

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And here’s me thinking that the tattoo boob job silly was.

Via DeadDog.

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