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Twitter Post-Its. Say What?

‘WTF?!’ Is the first thing that comes up to mind with Twitter bloc-notes. Do they have a character count? Do they spread in the wild or do you just have to throw them out of the window and hope that your office isn’t on the ground floor but on at least 27th stock. Why don’t you just follow me on Twitter?

Do they only serve for DMs or how do you actually use them?

Am I supposed to stick them on the outside of my window because yes, my office is on first floor. See what I did there?

So yeah… Twitter post-its. I suppose you use them when all your electrical devices, connecting you to the real world, are out of power and you can’t find a socket in the wall?

If life truly is such a bitch to you, don’t fear and go download the Twitter post-its here. Let me know how to follow you when you do use these.

Tweet Samuel L. Jackson Pulp Style!

Are you also bored of all those Twitter words. Tweeple, Tweet, Twit, Twii and there are many more I consistently refuse to acknowledge. Twitterloo, Twitterpoo, …
Let’s face things, it all has gotten out of hands. Not the celebrities on Twitter but the lingo. This is your chance to revolt. ‘Say Tweet Again’ Samuel L. Jackson style T-shirt.

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36% Tweet After Sex

Really, only 36% tweet after sex?

To follow or not to follow, that’s the twestion

The rules to follow someone on Twitter. You should obviously follow me but otherwise everything applies.

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Via eSarcasm.

A Tiny Thread

Could a tiny thread, created by Delicious founder Joshua Schakter, be the future of Twitter conversations? Nope.
Unless you like the walled garden concept but you might as well set up a private chat-room if you want to take the conversation away from Twitter.

Offline Twitter client

Twitter is big, everyone’s on it. Sometimes you might want to have more access to Twitter even, you know the feeling: you are on the road, rather drunk and just dropped your mobile phone in the toilet. Obviously you want to tweet about this, but how? You just lost your mobile phone, remember.

There is a solution now. Finally an offline Twitter client has been released.

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The story of Twitter

Twitter’s story visualized.

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Image credit: Infoshot.

Guy rigs house up to Twitter. Next wife’s wallet and CC linked to Twitter

A guy has rigged up his hole house to a private Twitter account. Whenever something happens in the house he gets a mobile phone notification. He placed sensors all over the place. I bet he forgot to rig up his life.

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