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What Happens When You Don’t Use Facebook for A Week: Don’t Worry Guys, You’ll Survive

What Happens When You Don't Use Facebook for A Week

What Happens When You Don't Use Facebook for A Week

You can always help me playing EA Soccer on FB instead.

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Can’t Argue That

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The truth is out there.

Best Automated School Answering Service EVER

Maroochydore High School, Maryland (US) has opted for the best automated answering service ever used by a school. I bet at least 70% of teachers in this country would opt for this message to become the standard in this country.

The Real Vegas Life

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Sometimes even The Sun can come up with interesting stories, albeit one would have preferred the same story to be covered by the NYT. Still interesting about people living in Las Vegas’ flood tunnels. A piece on reality for many, estimated around 700 people. Read more

Mum, look it’s no tattoo this time

There I said it. This time we offer you the flowchart of your day/work/internet life.

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Project Sidewalk.

Swine flu: dangerous or media brainwashing. Global media scares ever since Y2K

Media certainly love to make mountains out of molehills. Bloggers tend to be even better at this. Check below the impact of all global media scares since the Y2K bug. Now estimate for yourself which one was a genuine plague and which one was overblown.

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Via Information is Beautiful.

The unwritten laws in Technology. France surrenders.

Piece full of tech pundit quotes. You know the routine, if it can go wrong just before you planned to make sure you were saveguarded, it will.

Basic PC Laws

Law 3: The hard drive always fails just before you were going to back it up.

Law 6: The number of USB ports on your Mac will always be one less than you need at any given time.

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Get laid for under 10 bucks

get-laidThe Top 10 ways to get laid for under $10.

10. Take Her to an Art Gallery Opening
Art gallery openings are the perfect cheapskate’s date. They provide free booze, the heightened atmosphere of a premiere, and usually don’t have a guest list. A date at an art gallery will impress your lady friend. It will make you look sophisticated, creative, and passionate.

Do not forget to check out the 9 other ways.

This is how corporate environment is

Title says it all.

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Star Trek, The Matrix, Harry Potter and Star Wars are all the same movie

It’s all the same movie. Trust me, no matter whether it’s Star Wars, Star Trek, The Matrix or Harry Potter, it’s all the same movie.

Once upon a time, Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry was living a miserable life. Feeling disconnected from his friends and family, he dreams about how his life could be different. One day, he is greeted by Obi Wan | Captain Pike | Trinity | Hagrid and told that his life is not what it seems, and that due to some circumstances surrounding his birth | birth | birth | infancy he was meant for something greater.

Deciding to leave with him | him | her | him, Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry is taken to Mos Eisley | Starfleet Academy | the real world | Hogwarts where he meets lots of new, fascinating people. For the first time in a very long time, life is exciting, and Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry explores the new life that has opened up for him. With his new friends, he starts to work hard to become the sort of man that Obi Wan | Captain Pike | Trinity | Hagrid said he could be. Although Han | Spock | the Oracle | Draco challenges his abilities, things go relatively well until suddenly, Alderaan is destroyed | Vulcan is attacked | Morpheus is captured | Voldemort returns.

Leaping into action, Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry prepares to fight against the insistence of his teacher. Despite not having finished his training, the lessons have made him cocky and through a combination of skill and luck Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry is able to beat Vader | Nero | Agent Smith | Quirrell and destroy the Death Star | Nero’s ship | the Sentinels | Voldemort’s body.

Greeted as heroes, Luke | Kirk | Neo | Harry realizes that he has become powerful with the force | a great leader | the One | a great wizard just as Obi Wan | Captain Pike | Trinity | Hagrid said he would be.

Via Spiteful Critic.

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