Of course when going to ‘wash your hands’ a little distraction is always welcome and in these testing time for print media the distraction might not always be convenient. Posh gits among us visit the loo with their smartphone. Intellectuals take their e-reader with them and if you’re poor like me, you take your Wi-fi enabled laptop with you. Seriously, why should you ever be bothered to disconnect.

Of course if you still live in a wired era and don’t have the luxury of having the daily newspaper delivered to your door… tough as the Doctor says.

Fear not!

Origami toilet paper. I.kid.you.not.

So let’s quickly analyse how to proceed in the little room now. You sit down, tear paper off and then fold it to shape. Then what?
I hope for you that you made a stingray or an elephant and not a swan or giraffe.

At $6 it’s rather expensive to wipe your bottom.