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DotW: Automatic door does not open for engineering student, raw power needed

This allegedly engineering student decides he will win the war of the evolution and force the automatic sliding door to open to him. Doing so… he wins our coveted Dumbass of the Week award.

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LOLWUT! No wait, forget about the LOLZ, WTF: Golden Girls tattoo

Title really says it all. Being a fan of something is cool (can be), getting a tattoo of that can also be cool but in this particular case we go all WTF!

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How women argue… and how men argue differently

Ever wondered or sat down for a second and tried to figure out the difference in argue strategy between the human female and male species? No? Continue arguing!

If you have but weren’t able to discover the differences, here’s some help for you.

How women argue

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Ultimate mates prank

The ultimate prank among mates. bet you can’t top this one

Happy Father’s Day

Life can be tough. Even more if this happens, but still look for the positive things or?

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Smiley factory

Is this how smileys are created? If, then I also want one of these t-shirts.

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IKEA Guillotine – Sokkomb

ikea-guillotine-sokkombYou don’t have to hire a henchman anymore now if you urgently want to get rid of the lover of your g/f or b/f. Help comes in form of this handy, DIY guillotine.

SOKKOMB is a new low-cost product designed specifically for all those citizens who are so interested in Do-It-Yourself Justice.
Are you full of energy? Have you lots of things to do and too little time to do them? Are you increasingly annoyed by all those criminals, immigrants and petty people who should just be got rid of?
Your dynamic, active rhythm demands quick, summary justice and you are the person to do it, but too often you just don’t have the time and your family is increasingly in danger.
Then you are the person we thought of when we designed “Sokkomb”, an easily-assembled guillotine for the whole family, the practical solution, quick and clean, perfect for all your security needs.
By assembling Sokkomb in the comfort of your own living room, you can relax safe in the knowledge that the punishment will fit the crime. So you can finally be your own boss in your own house.
SOKKOMB is made from the best solid pine and comes equipped with a sturdy blade in stainless steel. It is light and versatile and is guaranteed effective for up to 100 executions a day.

Sokkomb home page.

Breasts, he can grab for them again!

Amazing first double hand transplant and what does the guy look forward to most? Yes, his wife’s breasts!

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