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Japanese Tarantino Ad With Talking Dog

I don’t really understand anything in this ad but it’s got a talking dog (teddybear) but more even it features Quentin Tarantino. A crazy Tarantino in kimono and a talking dog.

It seems that the dog is some kind of iPod speaker or something like that, probably with TV reception in the land of the rising sun, but I would love to have a translation. Did Tarantino write the script or dialogue? Japan specialists, help me out!

Origami Toilet Paper. LOLWUT? No wait… WHAT?!?!

Of course when going to ‘wash your hands’ a little distraction is always welcome and in these testing time for print media the distraction might not always be convenient. Posh gits among us visit the loo with their smartphone. Intellectuals take their e-reader with them and if you’re poor like me, you take your Wi-fi enabled laptop with you. Seriously, why should you ever be bothered to disconnect.

Of course if you still live in a wired era and don’t have the luxury of having the daily newspaper delivered to your door… tough as the Doctor says.

Fear not!

Origami toilet paper. I.kid.you.not.

So let’s quickly analyse how to proceed in the little room now. You sit down, tear paper off and then fold it to shape. Then what?
I hope for you that you made a stingray or an elephant and not a swan or giraffe. ;)

At $6 it’s rather expensive to wipe your bottom.

Chair Made from Drink Straws

10,000 Drink straws were needed to make this chair and still it looks like it is not comfortable at all. According to designer Scott Jarvie it is a research piece passing comment on our disposable culture. I might prefer to dispose of straws instead of sitting in this chair.

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Contrarily to the chair, I actually do like the straw Clutch light.

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Source: Scott Jarvie.

Is Google Wave’s Live Chat Feature Contra-productive?

Nerds united are all up in hoops about Google Wave’s live chat feature. I actually thought that it was interesting, fun and nice nostalgic touch to the oh so modern Wave.

Chatting on Wave is like talking to an overcurious mind reader. On a conventional IM, you only see what other people say once they hit Enter. (True, the IM program will tell your partner whether or not you’re typing, but this is too little information to get embarrassed about.) On Wave, every misspelling, half-formed sentence, and ill-advised stab at sarcasm is transmitted instantly to the other person. This behavior is so corrosive to normal conversation that you’d think it was some kind of bug. In fact, it’s a feature—indeed, it’s one of the Wave team’s proudest accomplishments. When Google first unveiled Wave this spring, the program’s inventors hailed real-time typing as a way to mimic real-life conversations online. Because you can see what your chat partner is trying to say before she’s finished saying it, you can start replying immediately, making conversations much faster, Wave’s proponents argue. In practice, though, live typing either slows conversations to a crawl or renders them anodyne. Because you’ve got to second-guess every word you put down, you find yourself agonizing over the keyboard. (Farhad Manjoo for Slate)

More than anything else, the live chat feature did not restrict me but made me feel happy, happy because I had already lived the Wave. Back in our days live chatting was really popular. We called it ICQ.

36% Tweet After Sex

Really, only 36% tweet after sex?

Nerd of The Week, Will Not Get Laid But Doesn’t Need To Go To The Loo

I hate to admit having discussed a similar concept with gamers years ago but am proud to tell you that none of them actually build a computer chair like this one. But things couldn’t last and someone had to do it at some point. This point apparently. Meet our Nerd of The Week [NotW].

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DotW: Want to fart during surgery? Think again

If ever you thought it would be a good (cool?) plan to fart during surgery, you might want to reconsider your plan. At least this Danish inhabitant sees the positive in things and decided to sue the hospital for burning his genitals… after he farted. This week’s DotW.

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LOLWUT! No wait, forget about the LOLZ, WTF: Golden Girls tattoo

Title really says it all. Being a fan of something is cool (can be), getting a tattoo of that can also be cool but in this particular case we go all WTF!

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IE8 safest browser? Obviously this had to be shown on a MS site

Who else than MSDN could publish this amazing but true story: IE8 safest browser. WUT? Fair enough if, but let’s still continue to hate IE nevertheless.

Interesting to say the least: Amazon makes money for Barnes&Nobles

If you own an iPhone/iPod Touch and happen to read books on it via the free Stanza (iTunes link) app you could enrich Barnes&Nobles by buying books via the app.

So what did Amazon do? They bought Lexcycle, the developers of Stanza. I would expect that any time now, Amazon will come out with a new version of Kindle for the iPhone that will, in effect, be a rebranded version of Stanza. Some things do get through the cracks, however. Amazon now owns Lexcycle/Stanza, Stanza sells current books through Fictionwise. Fictionwise is owned by Barnes & Noble. I didn’t believe it either, but it’s true. Amazon is making money for B&N, at least for now

Via TUAW.

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