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Sex for World Series Tickets? What About The Brig Instead?

susan-finkelstein Funny story trickling in and this week’s Dumbass of the Week: a Philly fan was so desperate she went ahead an posted a small ad online requesting for two tickets to the MLB World Series. She admitted being desperate for tickets and taunted with creative payment options.

“Diehard Phillies fan — gorgeous tall buxom blonde — in desperate need of two World Series Tickets,” she allegedly wrote.

Describing the price as “negotiable,” she ended the ad flirtatiously: “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

Investigators stumbled on the ad, and an undercover officer set up a meeting, during which Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts for seats to the game.

“She was willing to do anything, she said,” Bucks County public safety director Fred Harran told KYW Newsradio. “And she told the officers that she would engage in sexual activity with two individuals for two tickets.”

She now is charged with prostitution and related offenses.

Source: NY Daily News.

2 comments October 27th, 2009
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Doing it in public, what could go wrong? DotW

Why not, I hear you think and you’re probably right. But if you really want to do it in public, on a bright day, better make it a quickie. Possibly NSFW depending on where you work, if bot because of the picture certainly because you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing and forget to close the browser window/tab.

Definitely Dumbass of the Week.

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