frankylicious » Humour

Hilarious Truth?

franky — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:07:43 +0000

This will offend many christians I suppose.

Awkward family photos

franky — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:45:31 +0000

I bet most of you would be embarrassed if some of your friends put up pictures of you 15-20 years. Fear that it might happen some day and yes there’s a ~~app~~ website for.

Braille porn for blind people

franky — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:27:39 +0000

Offline Twitter client

franky — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 11:57:35 +0000

Twitter is big, everyone’s on it. Sometimes you might want to have more access to Twitter even, you know the feeling: you are on the road, rather drunk and just dropped your mobile phone in the toilet. Obviously you want to tweet about this, but how? You just lost your mobile phone, remember.

There is a solution now. Finally an offline Twitter client has been released.

The cost of sex

franky — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:52:22 +0000

Ever wondered what sex costs you? Go figure it out for yourself here. Suddenly I am happy about being single.

Get laid for under 10 bucks

franky — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:48:07 +0000

The Top 10 ways to get laid for under $10.

10. Take Her to an Art Gallery Opening
Art gallery openings are the perfect cheapskate’s date. They provide free booze, the heightened atmosphere of a premiere, and usually don’t have a guest list. A date at an art gallery will impress your lady friend. It will make you look sophisticated, creative, and passionate.

Do not forget to check out the 9 other ways.

This is how corporate environment is

franky — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:06:16 +0000

Title says it all.

Should you answer a phone call at the movies?

franky — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 22:13:06 +0000

Hollywood star Brad Pitt answers the question with lots of humour in Wired.

Never. It may be a brief interruption—just a few seconds—but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent bootleg? Did you ever think of that? Now all those street-corner copies are permanently defiled by your so-called “emergency.” Don’t be so damn selfish.

Source and picture stolen from Wired.

Super Heroes in their old day

franky — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:31:48 +0000

Ever wondered what Superman, Iron Man and Asterix would do in their old day? Or how would they look like? Wonder no more, they will be fat, smoking and drinking!

You can find more iterations at Too Much Free Time.

TMPL

franky — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:42:02 +0000

Things marketing people like.

Stop me

franky — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:07:40 +0000

He.

Baby changing station

franky — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:14:06 +0000

Apparently you can change your baby for another one at McDonalds.

Via Colin Devroe.

King of Pop dead at 12

franky — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:00:45 +0000

If one site went further and actually tried to come up with an original joke about Michael Jackson’s death, it had to be The Onion. And so they did.

LOS ANGELES — Michael Jackson, a talented child performer known for his love of amusement park rides and his hobby of collecting exotic animals for his Neverland Ranch, died from sudden cardiac arrest Thursday at the age of 12. The prepubescent singer, who enjoyed playing dress-up and often referred to himself as “the King of Pop,” was celebrated for his naïve exuberance and his generosity toward other children. “This is a terrible loss for music and for all of us,” brother Jermaine Jackson said. “He had so much potential to blossom into a gracious and mature human being. As it is, the world will never know the genius Michael Jackson might have become had he grown up.” The singer leaves behind a large body of hits, 25,000 unopened toys, and nearly $400 million of debt.

source: The Onion.

Hilarious: Video of people watching porn

franky — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:33:39 +0000

Following video by Robbie Cooper is one of the most hilarious ones I’ve found on the net so far.

In a film of startling power and unsettling intimacy – produced exclusively for wallpaper.com – video artist and photographer Robbie Cooper shoots back at active porn aficionados lost in ecstatic release and hears how their passion developed. Be aware that this is not easy titillation and some of you may find the footage shocking. But the film does throw up any number of questions about voyeurism and exhibitionism and makes clear the incredible nakedness of the solo sex act.

Via BoingBoing.

Simpson minus Simpsons

franky — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:32:38 +0000

Inspired by Garfield Minus Garfield every frame in this Simpsons intro has been edited to delete the Simpsons family.

Lucas then, Lucas now

franky — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:00:04 +0000

Via Newlaunches.