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Back of a Web Page? LOLWut!? Right.

Back of a Web Page

Back of a Web Page

Ever wondered how the back of a web page looks?

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There’s a rule, actually there’s two rules. And there’s rule 34. None of which we care about.

But there’s also the rule that posts shouldn’t exceed a certain length. Just one more rule we don’t care about here at frankylicio.us because it’s our blog and we do what we want here. So here you go…

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Think before your computer needs fixing and you call me

I wish I had one of these years ago already. Especially now I don’t fix computers anymore.

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Twitter-able movie plot lines

Compacted and rewritten, slightly uncomfortablized, movie plot lines. Movie plot lines in Twitter format.

  • ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications
  • BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill
  • BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group
  • CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children
  • CRANK: Drug addict spends last day in orgy of rape and violence
  • KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child
  • LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property
  • SCARFACE: Immigrant finds running his own business stressful, dangerous
  • SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head
  • THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science
  • THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order
  • TRANSPORTER: Repressed homosexual kills employer
  • WALL-E: Obsolete robot disrupts big business, disrupts lives of millions of innocent civilians
  • WAR OF THE WORLDS: Immigrants face difficulty acclimating

More plot lines at (postmodernbarney).

One good reason to switch to Windows 7 according to Wired and republished by CNN: Piracy

win7Written by Wired, then republished on CNN: Piracy is one of the 7 great reasons to switch to Windows 7.

Yarr! We know there are plenty of you out there downloading pirated digital booty, especially in Windows land. But it’s never been convenient to be a pirate compared with being a paying customer. For example, if you’re a legitimate buyer purchasing movies off iTunes, you can easily stream your media to your legitimately purchased Apple TV. If you’re a pirate, you’d have to go through roundabout programs and hardware to re-create the experience.

Windows 7 is an OS practically made for pirates. Want to display your movies, photos or music on your TV? Bam! Windows Media Player will do that out of the box if you have a Wi-Fi enabled TV, or an Xbox. No extra programs to install: Windows Media Player seamlessly communicates with your Wi-Fi device to display your illegal content in all its glory on your fancy HD TV.

And sharing media is easy, too. Want to download all of your brother’s music? Bam! HomeGroup, an easy networking feature included in Windows 7, will make that super easy between computers running the OS. Immediately upon plugging in to your network with Ethernet or Wi-Fi, HomeGroup will ask if you wish to join the group on the network, allowing you to set up easy file sharing in minutes.

It was over when and it was love when

it was over when and It was love when 2 sites with funny anecdotes about when it was…

Happy Father’s Day

Life can be tough. Even more if this happens, but still look for the positive things or?

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Via Motivated Photos.

DotW: Guy lands in jail after stealing CCTV camera which was recording him

jeremiah-romero29 Year old Jeremiah Romero ended up in jail after a not so brilliant move. The man from Albuquerque receives the Dumbass of the week (DotW) title as a consolation.

Jeremiah was caught after he, and a still on the run female accomplice, stole 2 surveillance cameras from a community center. When trying to loosen one of the cameras, the camera snapped a mugshot of Jeremiah when falling of its support. Romero confessed to steal the camera and a second one some days before. Cameras, said to be worth $2100 haven’t been found yet.

Three Frames

Three Frames is a rather new blog trying to represent movies in/with only 3 frames. The representation of Jaws is totally fitting.

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5 Tips on proper geek male maintenance

How to keep your male geek running smoothly. Worth a laugh, but certainly not as good as the Nerd handbook by Michael Lopp.

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