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Guy gets bored, starts to catch laptop with his butt. Needs to get laid urgently

Some people have way too much of time on their hands and try the craziest things. Luckily this laptop is of a decent size and the oh so lovely leotard is not needed as protection.

WTF! LOL Swastika tattoo: Dumbass of the Year contender already?

Although I had another contender today already for the DotW title, this guy seems to make the regular posts totally needless for the remainder of the year. I think we can certainly award him with the Dumbass of the Year title and if there were one error about his tattoo it is the location. He should have gotten this tattoo’ed on his face so we could all see what a stupid a$$ he is.

lol-swastika-tattoo

And here’s me thinking that the tattoo boob job silly was.

Via DeadDog.

Frackin insane water slide. Can I have what he was on?

Water slides were cool when we were kids. But if you are great at mathematics and had some really got shit recently, you still might like them. Especially if they are as awesome as this one, slid by Bruno Kammerl. I want some of what he was on!

Guy loses left arm to shark, gets a shark tattoo on stump

This probably is one of the freakiest tattoos I’ve seen lately: a guy who has lost his arm to a shark got a shark tattoo on the stump of said lost left arm. I don’t know, somehow I find Kimberley’s 56 stars tattoo a lot cuter.

shark-tattoo

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