Funny story trickling in and this week’s Dumbass of the Week: a Philly fan was so desperate she went ahead an posted a small ad online requesting for two tickets to the MLB World Series. She admitted being desperate for tickets and taunted with creative payment options.
“Diehard Phillies fan — gorgeous tall buxom blonde — in desperate need of two World Series Tickets,” she allegedly wrote.
Describing the price as “negotiable,” she ended the ad flirtatiously: “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
Investigators stumbled on the ad, and an undercover officer set up a meeting, during which Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts for seats to the game.
“She was willing to do anything, she said,” Bucks County public safety director Fred Harran told KYW Newsradio. “And she told the officers that she would engage in sexual activity with two individuals for two tickets.”
She now is charged with prostitution and related offenses.
The newly launched Nubrella is a new concept when it comes to protect you from the rain. Instead of carrying an umbrella and fighting with the wind or still getting totally soaken, this new umbrella functions as a cocoon on your head. And according to the product page it’s even totally aerodynamic. Read more
If ever you thought it would be a good (cool?) plan to fart during surgery, you might want to reconsider your plan. At least this Danish inhabitant sees the positive in things and decided to sue the hospital for burning his genitals… after he farted. This week’s DotW.
Why not, I hear you think and you’re probably right. But if you really want to do it in public, on a bright day, better make it a quickie. Possibly NSFW depending on where you work, if bot because of the picture certainly because you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing and forget to close the browser window/tab.
This allegedly engineering student decides he will win the war of the evolution and force the automatic sliding door to open to him. Doing so… he wins our coveted Dumbass of the Week award.
Keith Griffin – Jensen Beach, Florida- is being charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography and having more than 1.000 images on his computer. Keith though claims innocence and blames his cat for downlaoding the images. While the porn was downloaded, he was supposedly downloading music when his cat jumped on the keyboard. Afterwards strange things appeared on the computer”.
Sadly for Keith the judge did not believe him and kept the Floridan in jail. If you feel pity for him, feel free to bail him out at $250.000.
Although I had another contender today already for the DotW title, this guy seems to make the regular posts totally needless for the remainder of the year. I think we can certainly award him with the Dumbass of the Year title and if there were one error about his tattoo it is the location. He should have gotten this tattoo’ed on his face so we could all see what a stupid a$$ he is.
29 Year old Jeremiah Romero ended up in jail after a not so brilliant move. The man from Albuquerque receives the Dumbass of the week (DotW) title as a consolation.
Jeremiah was caught after he, and a still on the run female accomplice, stole 2 surveillance cameras from a community center. When trying to loosen one of the cameras, the camera snapped a mugshot of Jeremiah when falling of its support. Romero confessed to steal the camera and a second one some days before. Cameras, said to be worth $2100 haven’t been found yet.
Last week we had one lucky guy who wasn’t charged extra for more than he asked for and this week is all about condoms. Obviously the man who thought he were eating cheese could not resist the need to file charge and sue the restaurant. It’s fashion, remember.
Hodousek says they ordered drinks, appetizers and a couple of main courses from the server. Among the items ordered was a bowl of french onion soup.
After the server brought the soup to the table, Hodousek says he immediately began eating the cheese which was spread across the top portion of the bowl.
As he ate the soup, he felt what he believed was a tough piece of cheese on the side of his mouth. When he couldn’t chew it into pieces, he told his family that it felt like rubber, according to the court filing.
There are some pretty horrible tattoos out there, but this guy has gotten just a little further and got a boob job for his Cowboy Girl tattoo. At least he could have trimmed the bikini line too!
In a new installment of our Dumbass of the week award the honours go to an American hotel guest of the Hilton Garden near Orlando Airport. After having received a prank call about suspicious gas smell, the hotel guest ripped the toilet tank out in order to find hidden gas mask and afterwards threw he toilet trough the window of the room. He also broke a mirror, bashed trough a wall with a lamp and threw the mattress out.
Damages were as high as $5000 but the hotel did not ask the family to pay for done damages. Police report has been filled against the anonymous prank caller.
According to AFP a German guy burned down his house while he tried to kill the weeds in his garden with a flamethrower. It might seem an efficient practice and surely the results were vrey efficient, even the plants in his house will not grow back for a while now. Dumbass of the Week for the first time here at frankylicio.us
☆ I know there are fans of coffee art among the frankylicious readers, so I thought I might as well post a link to it here. Even though I would not want to wait or have a barista make a lovely piece of art I would ruin by stirring it up. No, I never would waste any of the guests' time layering flavoured mocchas. Anyway, here you go : Art in My Coffee.
☆ The Sun thinks differently. Did I just link to The Sun?Screw that. Everybody move on now! Nothing to see here.
☆ Not everyone enjoys Christmas but of course that doesn't mean you have to go totally Dickensian about it. Instead, play some Whack-a-mole. On your iPhone. Read a review at AppleGazette.
☆ 1000 Celebrities and pop culture icons in 8-bit art. On your iPhone. At $2.99 a cool deal for 8-bit nerds, otherwise wasted money. 'Get it!', we say.
☆ If you are not a victim of geotardation, ie. if you live in the US of A, you can watch the complete Caprica pilot on SyFy (who's the moron who came up with that spelling?
☆ Interesting discovery and video: an octopus uses a coconut shell to hide under but also takes the shell with him when walking over the mud of the ocean. Coconuts as tools. Most interesting of all, this was not discovered or filmed by the BBC Life team.
☆ Go on, admit it! You also want one of these: 700mW green laser pointer. Abuse the occasion as they are 20% off and only $2.499 anymore! I wished I were rich.
Funny story trickling in and this week’s Dumbass of the Week: a Philly fan was so desperate she went ahead an posted a small ad online requesting for two tickets to the MLB World Series. She admitted being desperate for tickets and taunted with creative payment options.
Now for the real 
29 Year old Jeremiah Romero ended up in jail after a not so brilliant move. The man from Albuquerque receives the 
Last week we had one lucky guy who 
