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I Don’t Know What’s Weird About These Wedding Cakes. Also Bacon.

Of course it is a fact that one has to be weird to want to marry in the first place but do you know what would be even weirder? To marry and have a buttnormal fugly wedding cake!

The main problem here of course being ‘Who defines what is weird?‘. Since this is my blog and not some weirdo’s, of course I am the sole and ~~lonely~~ only ~~basement dweller~~ judge of weirdness here.

Get used to it.

And that leads us to next question: ‘How weird do you have to be to waste your time compiling a collection of the weirdest wedding cakes?. Cakes which aren’t weird at all in the first place. You of course must be the highly coveted Dumbass of the Week, right?

Be fair, what’s weird about these wedding cakes?

Wedding Cake 1

I know you want to see a bacon wedding cake! You know you want to. Read more

1 comment January 24th, 2011
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Sex for World Series Tickets? What About The Brig Instead?

susan-finkelstein Funny story trickling in and this week’s Dumbass of the Week: a Philly fan was so desperate she went ahead an posted a small ad online requesting for two tickets to the MLB World Series. She admitted being desperate for tickets and taunted with creative payment options.

“Diehard Phillies fan — gorgeous tall buxom blonde — in desperate need of two World Series Tickets,” she allegedly wrote.

Describing the price as “negotiable,” she ended the ad flirtatiously: “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

Investigators stumbled on the ad, and an undercover officer set up a meeting, during which Finkelstein offered to perform sex acts for seats to the game.

“She was willing to do anything, she said,” Bucks County public safety director Fred Harran told KYW Newsradio. “And she told the officers that she would engage in sexual activity with two individuals for two tickets.”

She now is charged with prostitution and related offenses.

Source: NY Daily News.

2 comments October 27th, 2009
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Nubrella, The Perfect Umbrella If You Don’t Mind Looking Like A Droid Astronaut And It’s Aerodynamic

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The newly launched Nubrella is a new concept when it comes to protect you from the rain. Instead of carrying an umbrella and fighting with the wind or still getting totally soaken, this new umbrella functions as a cocoon on your head. And according to the product page it’s even totally aerodynamic. Read more

0 comments October 10th, 2009
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DotW: Want to fart during surgery? Think again

If ever you thought it would be a good (cool?) plan to fart during surgery, you might want to reconsider your plan. At least this Danish inhabitant sees the positive in things and decided to sue the hospital for burning his genitals… after he farted. This week’s DotW.

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0 comments September 3rd, 2009
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Doing it in public, what could go wrong? DotW

Why not, I hear you think and you’re probably right. But if you really want to do it in public, on a bright day, better make it a quickie. Possibly NSFW depending on where you work, if bot because of the picture certainly because you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing and forget to close the browser window/tab.

Definitely Dumbass of the Week.

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0 comments August 22nd, 2009
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DotW: Automatic door does not open for engineering student, raw power needed

This allegedly engineering student decides he will win the war of the evolution and force the automatic sliding door to open to him. Doing so… he wins our coveted Dumbass of the Week award.

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0 comments August 17th, 2009
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DotW: Cat blamed for downloading porn

computer-porn-cat Now for the real DotW.

Keith Griffin – Jensen Beach, Florida- is being charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography and having more than 1.000 images on his computer. Keith though claims innocence and blames his cat for downlaoding the images.
While the porn was downloaded, he was supposedly downloading music when his cat jumped on the keyboard. Afterwards strange things appeared on the computer”.

Sadly for Keith the judge did not believe him and kept the Floridan in jail. If you feel pity for him, feel free to bail him out at $250.000.

Via The Guardian – Photo credit: Dougwoods.

0 comments August 10th, 2009
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WTF! LOL Swastika tattoo: Dumbass of the Year contender already?

Although I had another contender today already for the DotW title, this guy seems to make the regular posts totally needless for the remainder of the year. I think we can certainly award him with the Dumbass of the Year title and if there were one error about his tattoo it is the location. He should have gotten this tattoo’ed on his face so we could all see what a stupid a$$ he is.

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And here’s me thinking that the tattoo boob job silly was.

Via DeadDog.

6 comments August 10th, 2009
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DotW: Guy lands in jail after stealing CCTV camera which was recording him

jeremiah-romero 29 Year old Jeremiah Romero ended up in jail after a not so brilliant move. The man from Albuquerque receives the Dumbass of the week (DotW) title as a consolation.

Jeremiah was caught after he, and a still on the run female accomplice, stole 2 surveillance cameras from a community center. When trying to loosen one of the cameras, the camera snapped a mugshot of Jeremiah when falling of its support. Romero confessed to steal the camera and a second one some days before. Cameras, said to be worth $2100 haven’t been found yet.

0 comments August 2nd, 2009
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First a tampon, now a condom in the soup

Soup Condom Last week we had one lucky guy who wasn’t charged extra for more than he asked for and this week is all about condoms. Obviously the man who thought he were eating cheese could not resist the need to file charge and sue the restaurant. It’s fashion, remember.

Hodousek says they ordered drinks, appetizers and a couple of main courses from the server. Among the items ordered was a bowl of french onion soup.

After the server brought the soup to the table, Hodousek says he immediately began eating the cheese which was spread across the top portion of the bowl.

As he ate the soup, he felt what he believed was a tough piece of cheese on the side of his mouth. When he couldn’t chew it into pieces, he told his family that it felt like rubber, according to the court filing.

Things get more interesting though. Read more

0 comments July 25th, 2009
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