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Terry Pratchett, Meteorites and Swords, The Title Alone Should Make You Drool Already

Things can get even better though, especially when the Discworld Master combines everything in one, together with some magical thunderbolt iron. What you get is one DIY-Sword.

With help from his friend Jake Keen — an expert on ancient metal-making techniques — the author dug up 81kg of ore and smelted it in the grounds of his house, using a makeshift kiln built from clay and hay and fuelled with damp sheep manure.

Pratchett, who has Alzheimer’s disease, also said he had thrown in “several pieces of meteorites — thunderbolt iron, you see — highly magical, you’ve got to chuck that stuff in whether you believe in it or not”.

After days of hammering the metal into bars, he took it to a blacksmith, whom he helped to shape it into a blade, which was finished with silverwork.

Source: News.com.au.

Best Rocking Horse Ever. Yes, It’s a Vespa. Damn You, Diego!

There is no doubt anymore about whatever the best rocking horse ever is. Until someone makes a Batmobile Rocking Horse of course. And if your baby if a real tough’un, then he will prefer the Klingon rocking horse without doubt.
This Vespa rocking horse will be remembered as the horse for ‘La Mama kids’, Italian gigolos in the making.

Damn you, Diego. Yes, I am jealous about your rocking horse!

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More pictures after the jump. Read more

DIY Kitchen Garden Sea

I don’t think I would use this to grow my own fish or vegetables to eat but somehow I think this is awesome design and would look great in a puristic living room design with pen kitchen. Want!?

The DIY Kitchen garden.

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Source: Daily Mail.

Bored? Build a go-kart with a CBR 900 engine. Fast it will be!

And it might even be the fastest go-kart out there. Great for drifting it sure is and comes with a custom front skirt for maximal downforce.

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Watch a video of this awesome go-kart in action over at TechEblog

IKEA Guillotine – Sokkomb

ikea-guillotine-sokkombYou don’t have to hire a henchman anymore now if you urgently want to get rid of the lover of your g/f or b/f. Help comes in form of this handy, DIY guillotine.

SOKKOMB is a new low-cost product designed specifically for all those citizens who are so interested in Do-It-Yourself Justice.
Are you full of energy? Have you lots of things to do and too little time to do them? Are you increasingly annoyed by all those criminals, immigrants and petty people who should just be got rid of?
Your dynamic, active rhythm demands quick, summary justice and you are the person to do it, but too often you just don’t have the time and your family is increasingly in danger.
Then you are the person we thought of when we designed “Sokkomb”, an easily-assembled guillotine for the whole family, the practical solution, quick and clean, perfect for all your security needs.
By assembling Sokkomb in the comfort of your own living room, you can relax safe in the knowledge that the punishment will fit the crime. So you can finally be your own boss in your own house.
SOKKOMB is made from the best solid pine and comes equipped with a sturdy blade in stainless steel. It is light and versatile and is guaranteed effective for up to 100 executions a day.

Sokkomb home page.

Awesome DIY original Beetle Bumblebee

If you are bored and really don’t know what to do as a geek, you can always take on a new DIY project to decorate your garden. Geekify it and _convert a car_ in to a robot. Transformers, yes that’s what we are on about.
We all know that Bumblebee originally a Volkswagen Beetle was and that is the Bumblebee this guy recreated in his backyard.

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More pictures over at The Dailystab.

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