Unless you’re some kind of nerd who has stayed way too long in the cave and waited for your mum to clean your room, you problaby are no hardcore comics or superhero geek either. You might have watched most of Michael Bay’s recent productions and even found the first X-Men movie, as well as Wolverine Origins, awesome but chances that you know who has what power are… nihil.

Don’t fear though! Although we are not nerds ourselves, we do know how the internet works and generally manage it to find the nice small jewels out there on the main world wide web. A free service for our readers!

Today you will need a little bit more time for things though because this is about all the super powers the modern day super heroes have. In one diagram. An infographic even. It will take you a while to discover everything. Believe me. It.will.

Without further ado.

Super Heroes Super Powers Diagram

Led Teeth Braces

If unlike me you’re some kind of sick b*st*rd who enjoys black and sarcastic humour, you’ll now likely queue up the next compulsory radioactivity joke. We here at Frankylicious are different though and will does not report on the newest hype in Japan or even dare to mention the LED teeth braces which seem to do the round in the land of the the Rising Sun.

Lest us even not mention any link leading to LED teeth braces or post any picture. Who do you think we are? That’s not our style at all. Sorry if you would have loved to get LED teeth braces, this site will not help you further. Instead, how about smiling without burning my retinas out?

How long though before these will make an appearance in The Simpsons.

I know you all got excited by this so far, with or without jokes, but let me deliver you the bummer: they’re only part of a promo movie for a Japanese department store. Bad luck. Move on.

Rather than having to wake up you wished you spent a little more time dreaming of how you could beat the Stormtroopers or Darth Vader even swinging your lightsaber through that virtual state of mental vortex you are in. Your awesome dream.

Or you might just have been reminiscing those earlier days when even non-geeks found it cool that you played with LEGO, AKA being a kid and more even… because you were quiet.

But what could have been a further successful mashup of Star Wars and LEGO now just turned out to be our worst nightmare.

That’s right: a LEGO Darth Vader mashup alarm clock. You can even get a Stormtrooper. For around $40 only.

Cool? Maybe but in all honesty nothing that wakes me up digitally is awesome.

Caprica Six is that you?

Of course things could always have been worse and it could have been a tramp-stamp, right?

So yeah, mI like me some nice body art and tattoos. Even scarification can be nice but this… it looks like a frakkin’ pumpkin carved for Halloween. I even can not imagine it looking nice when healed. Too detailed for a nice scarification.

Let’s just stick with Halloween Body Art for now.

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Do they only serve for DMs or how do you actually use them?

Am I supposed to stick them on the outside of my window because yes, my office is on first floor. See what I did there?

So yeah… Twitter post-its. I suppose you use them when all your electrical devices, connecting you to the real world, are out of power and you can’t find a socket in the wall?

If life truly is such a bitch to you, don’t fear and go download the Twitter post-its here. Let me know how to follow you when you do use these.

Screw that. Everybody move on now! Nothing to see here.

Lady Gaga, Victorian, Burtonesque.

Obviously whenever someone goes totally Burton on us, we become weak. Add some Victorian style to the mix and we are lost.
Yes, I wished I were at the the concert at the Royal Albert Hall to see this one song with a 20ft high piano. Screw the 20ft trail to the dress but look at the feet of the piano.

The video is best watched without sound.

Or something like that or watch the newest Big Bang Theory episode. Gosh, I am more and more starting to like Penny. Perfect typecasting.

Anyway. So yeah. Ric Turner just did it. No he wasn’t being a Tiger! In the Northern American craze and hype of over-decorating your houe for the festive period, he gave it a spin. Holiday lightning around the house? Sure, why not he thought, but at least be original.

What did he come up with?

The Guitar Hero House.

And the thing is fully functional. I want to see a video of the whole street playing Rock Band!

Nerd of the Week without doubt.

Now you can even floss with bacon.

Only $4.95.

Via Lamebook.

I am sure that their are pillheads who will buy this but these ‘glow in dark jeans’ certainly aren’t what I expected for the Holiday Season. Whatever floats your boat and £80 I suppose. I’d rather have a Diesel watch than this. Or a Storm watch actually.

I do understand that there have to be rules and that rules are made to be followed, but this is about a 6 years old girl!

The newly launched Nubrella is a new concept when it comes to protect you from the rain. Instead of carrying an umbrella and fighting with the wind or still getting totally soaken, this new umbrella functions as a cocoon on your head. And according to the product page it’s even totally aerodynamic.

Sadly it seems not very practical to make a phone call with this device on your head but we guess that if you are not afraid of the reactions you will get while wearing this thing, you probably also walk around as a douchetooth anyway.

$49.99 and the award of DotW for the first buyer.

Certainly not as effective the 3G Dildo but I am sure that at least one of the frankylicio.us readers will be in love with the Puff ! app.

Definitely Dept. of WTF material. We are proud present you the iSaw, a USB-powered chainsaw for nerds. $59.95 available for pre-order now. Go waste your money.

Via MosNews.

More than 1m views already. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

STRAY dogs are being skewered on hooks and dragged behind boats as live shark bait, The Sun can shockingly reveal. The cruel practice takes place on French-controlled Reunion Island in the Indian Ocean, where Prince William spent two holidays.

As usual, we are always careful when it comes to The Sun and actual truth, still if this IS true, it is a shocking revelation.

Violent games lower the inhibition level for real violence and spree killers have again and again played such before they did the crime.

Via Gamezine.