Poor Shar-pei becomes the victim of possibly viral ad by Friskies. Of course it had to be a Shar-pei suffering the wrath of the cat mob. And their marketing department.
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Superheroes Super Powers Diagram
Unless you’re some kind of nerd who has stayed way too long in the cave and waited for your mum to clean your room, you problaby are no hardcore comics or superhero geek either. You might have watched most of Michael Bay’s recent productions and even found the first X-Men movie, as well as Wolverine Origins, awesome but chances that you know who has what power are… nihil.
Don’t fear though! Although we are not nerds ourselves, we do know how the internet works and generally manage it to find the nice small jewels out there on the main world wide web. A free service for our readers!
Today you will need a little bit more time for things though because this is about all the super powers the modern day super heroes have. In one diagram. An infographic even. It will take you a while to discover everything. Believe me. It.will.
Without further ado. Read more
LED Teeth Braces
Led Teeth Braces
If unlike me you’re some kind of sick b*st*rd who enjoys black and sarcastic humour, you’ll now likely queue up the next compulsory radioactivity joke. We here at Frankylicious are different though and will does not report on the newest hype in Japan or even dare to mention the LED teeth braces which seem to do the round in the land of the the Rising Sun.
Lest us even not mention any link leading to LED teeth braces or post any picture. Who do you think we are? That’s not our style at all. Sorry if you would have loved to get LED teeth braces, this site will not help you further. Instead, how about smiling without burning my retinas out?
How long though before these will make an appearance in The Simpsons.
I know you all got excited by this so far, with or without jokes, but let me deliver you the bummer: they’re only part of a promo movie for a Japanese department store. Bad luck. Move on. Read more
LEGO & Darth Vader. Now Your Worst Nightmares and Morning Terrors
Know that feeling waking up in the morning? Your cell phone making horrible noises and annoying you with the sound of its alarm and the vibrations on your bedside cabinet? The nightmare of most of us or worst way to wake up.
Rather than having to wake up you wished you spent a little more time dreaming of how you could beat the Stormtroopers or Darth Vader even swinging your lightsaber through that virtual state of mental vortex you are in. Your awesome dream.
Or you might just have been reminiscing those earlier days when even non-geeks found it cool that you played with LEGO, AKA being a kid and more even… because you were quiet.
But what could have been a further successful mashup of Star Wars and LEGO now just turned out to be our worst nightmare.
That’s right: a LEGO Darth Vader mashup alarm clock. You can even get a Stormtrooper. For around $40 only.
Cool? Maybe but in all honesty nothing that wakes me up digitally is awesome.
Caprica Six is that you?
This Scarification Thing *Is* Getting Out of Control!
After last week’s Halloween update it saddens me to say it but someone has to do it: This scarification thing is now officially getting out of control!
Of course things could always have been worse and it could have been a tramp-stamp, right? Read more
Halloween Body Art?
I don’t get it. Just.don’t.get.it.
So yeah, mI like me some nice body art and tattoos. Even scarification can be nice but this… it looks like a frakkin’ pumpkin carved for Halloween. I even can not imagine it looking nice when healed. Too detailed for a nice scarification.
Let’s just stick with Halloween Body Art for now.
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2Pac is Dead. 2Pac is alive. I just can’t follow them kids anymore nowadays and I don’t know whether all that stuff has been good or bad to us. Remember that everything before R’nB used to be good and nice. Mariah Carey had a wonderful and musical [self-named] debut album then she found Puff Diddy or P.Daddy or whatever his name is.
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Twitter Post-Its. Say What?
‘WTF?!’ Is the first thing that comes up to mind with Twitter bloc-notes. Do they have a character count? Do they spread in the wild or do you just have to throw them out of the window and hope that your office isn’t on the ground floor but on at least 27th stock. Why don’t you just follow me on Twitter?
Do they only serve for DMs or how do you actually use them?
Am I supposed to stick them on the outside of my window because yes, my office is on first floor. See what I did there?
So yeah… Twitter post-its. I suppose you use them when all your electrical devices, connecting you to the real world, are out of power and you can’t find a socket in the wall?
If life truly is such a bitch to you, don’t fear and go download the Twitter post-its here. Let me know how to follow you when you do use these.
And you thought Facebook could help you get laid
The Sun thinks differently. Did I just link to The Sun?
Screw that. Everybody move on now! Nothing to see here.
Lady GaGa goes Victorian Burtonesque
There was no possible way one could imagine to ever make us endorse Lady GaGa. And then the impossible happened.
Lady Gaga, Victorian, Burtonesque.
Obviously whenever someone goes totally Burton on us, we become weak. Add some Victorian style to the mix and we are lost.
Yes, I wished I were at the the concert at the Royal Albert Hall to see this one song with a 20ft high piano. Screw the 20ft trail to the dress but look at the feet of the piano.
The video is best watched without sound.
