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Twitter Post-Its. Say What?

‘WTF?!’ Is the first thing that comes up to mind with Twitter bloc-notes. Do they have a character count? Do they spread in the wild or do you just have to throw them out of the window and hope that your office isn’t on the ground floor but on at least 27th stock. Why don’t you just follow me on Twitter?

Do they only serve for DMs or how do you actually use them?

Am I supposed to stick them on the outside of my window because yes, my office is on first floor. See what I did there?

So yeah… Twitter post-its. I suppose you use them when all your electrical devices, connecting you to the real world, are out of power and you can’t find a socket in the wall?

If life truly is such a bitch to you, don’t fear and go download the Twitter post-its here. Let me know how to follow you when you do use these.

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