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Should Banks Continue Their Massive Bonus Structure?

Maybe banks should consider the words of Carl Icahn, who recently resigned as a Yahoo! Board Member, when deciding whether they should continue their bonus structure for investors:

Several years ago, I bought a big chunk of ‘distressed’ debt in a major company and landed on the creditors committee when it filed for Chapter 11. Shortly thereafter, the bankers who were hired by senior management told me that I would have to pay retention bonuses to keep its top managers from leaving.

The company, they warned, would crumble if these star managers left. Nine had already threatened to march out the door if they didn’t get substantial bonuses. I told them I was fed up with retention bonuses. Where was the line waiting to hire these “star” managers who were responsible for bankrupting the company in the first place?

… To make a long story short, we eventually replaced these allegedly irreplaceable managers and restructured the company. The net result? We saved $500 million in costs over two years and the company is in much better shape today than is has been in years.

What is great advice for AIG and the US bail-out, certainly also works for the still struggling UK economy. Luckily we online already see a turnaround. Hopefully it won’t take two years for the UK gouvernment to realize. Two years, just as long as it took them to see the crunch arrive and realized it had already hit them in the face. Politics.

Credit Crunch, What Crunch?

Again the banks escape everything while the nation struggles to tie the ends together every month. JP Morgan made $6.8bn profit last quarter, thanks to the bailout borrowing money at a 0% rate from the US Govt. and then buying bonds from the Govt. Those bonds averaged 2%-3% each.

What kind of bonds are they buying? Are they investing the money in American business? “No, they are mostly buying Treasuries.” So the money is just being shuffled from one Federal bank account to another, with each Wall Street bank skimming off $1 billion per month for itself? “Pretty much.”

I bet all those bankers are driving their shiny Beemers again. I bet that was what Barack Hitler Obama created the bailouts for.

Credit crunch hits brothels

German brothel owners have found a creative way to combat the credit crunch and now offer all you can eat deals.

Nice Louis Vuitton watch for way too much of money.

For all of you who have way too much of money comes this Louis Vuitton Tambour Mysterieuse Calibre LV115 watch, with a price tag of $265.000.

The watch is made out of 115 hand-mounted parts and has a winding mechanism. One winding is good for 8 days. At $265.000 one could at least have expected a battery or even a kinetic winding mechanism. The best thing about the watch is how it appears to defy the laws of physics with its floating movement and suspended hour and minute indicators. The secret lies in two transparent sapphire disks supporting the hour and minute hands. Oh and for $265.000 ou are also allowed to design the casing yourself, just in case you wanted to screw up the good looks of the watch.

vuitton-watch

Source: Luxury Insider.

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