1)Eat it and get fat
2)Eat it, throw it up
3)Take it home,varnish it ‘cos it’ll probably never happen again,and put it in a frame
4) Be a sad bastard, go around telling everybody, broadcast it on every site on the interent and make sure everybody knew how worthy of sugary fatty nasty appreciation-token-esque things I was

3&4 don’t seem to be compatible.

I’d say 1 and or 2 and 3 are less compatible